My Latest Pastime

There was a stain. I cut it.

Sun, 27 May 2012 22:53:00 -0500

There was a stain. I cut it.

cloudhair: I recorded this song after I found out about Niko’s...

Fri, 25 May 2012 01:09:31 -0500

I recorded this song after I found out about Niko’s illness. He was also the last person to heart it on HitRECord.

I woke up this morning and for a moment I thought it had all been some terrible dream.

I miss you already, buddy. You were just too damn cool for us.

It’s Aloha Friday; a tradition where Niko would send me a cool Hawaiian song at the end of the week to listen to. Tomorrow is Och Aye Saturday, where I would send him a Scottish one back.

So today, I’ll just send this one out into the cosmos for him.

<3

I got jokes, I know.

Wed, 23 May 2012 00:53:28 -0500

I got jokes, I know.

Reblog if talking to strangers on the internet has helped you meet awesome people who add positively to your life.

Wed, 23 May 2012 00:34:05 -0500

So tonight I decided to go to the hitRECord tinychat for the...

Tue, 22 May 2012 22:23:02 -0500

So tonight I decided to go to the hitRECord tinychat for the first time in awhile. I’d decided to actually wait for a minute and see if anyone joined - and to my surprise, someone did. And he made me miss HR more than ever. D:

<3 You Wirrow! And I miss TBDC. (: Come home soon!

I’ll be coloring things as soon as I get my laptop back (hopefully tomorrow!)

LOLNo. (: Not true. Tumblr lies....

Sun, 13 May 2012 02:06:04 -0500

LOL

No. (: Not true. Tumblr lies.

http://harrypotter.wikia.com/wiki/Nagini

”There was a rumour that Nagini was the snake Harry released from the zoo in Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Stone. This was proven false, as Nagini is some type of viper while the snake in the zoo was a boa constrictor. Furthermore, the snake was given a male voice in the film, while Nagini is female.”

Also from a tweet “Nagini is NOT the snake Harry let loose in Philosopher’s Stone. That snake was headed to Brazil and Nagini was probably found in Albania”

Mhmm, take that crap out of circulation, psh.

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I am so tired.

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Need spring break.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

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Plato: For the greater good.

Karl Marx: It was a historical inevitability.

Machiavelli: So that its subjects will view it with admiration, as a chicken which has the daring and courage to boldly cross the road, but also with fear, for whom among them has the strength to contend with such a paragon of avian virtue? In such a manner is the princely chicken's dominion maintained.

Hippocrates: Because of an excess of light pink gooey stuff in its pancreas.

Jacques Derrida: Any number of contending discourses may be discovered within the act of the chicken crossing the road, and each interpretation is equally valid as the authorial intent can never be discerned, because structuralism is DEAD, DAMMIT, DEAD!

Thomas de Torquemada: Give me ten minutes with the chicken and I'll find out.

Timothy Leary: Because that's the only kind of trip the Establishment would let it take.

Douglas Adams: Forty-two.

Nietzsche: Because if you gaze too long across the Road, the Road gazes also across you.

Oliver North: National Security was at stake.

B.F. Skinner: Because the external influences which had pervaded its sensorium from birth had caused it to develop in such a fashion that it would tend to cross roads, even while believing these actions to be of its own free will.

Carl Jung: The confluence of events in the cultural gestalt necessitated that individual chickens cross roads at this historical juncture, and therefore synchronicitously brought such occurrences into being.

Jean-Paul Sartre: In order to act in good faith and be true to itself, the chicken found it necessary to cross the road.

Ludwig Wittgenstein: The possibility of "crossing" was encoded into the objects "chicken" and "road", and circumstances came into being which caused the actualization of this potential occurrence.

Albert Einstein: Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road crossed the chicken depends upon your frame of reference.

Aristotle: To actualize its potential.

Buddha: If you ask this question, you deny your own chicken-nature.

Howard Cosell: It may very well have been one of the most astonishing events to grace the annals of history. An historic, unprecedented avian biped with the temerity to attempt such an herculean achievement formerly relegated to homo sapien pedestrians is truly a remarkable occurence.

Salvador Dali: The Fish.

Darwin: It was the logical next step after coming down from the trees.

Emily Dickinson: Because it could not stop for death.

Epicurus: For fun.

Ralph Waldo Emerson: It didn't cross the road; it transcended it.

Johann von Goethe: The eternal hen-principle made it do it.

Ernest Hemingway: To die. In the rain.

Werner Heisenberg: We are not sure which side of the road the chicken was on, but it was moving very fast.

David Hume: Out of custom and habit.

Jack Nicholson: 'Cause it [censored] wanted to. That's the [censored] reason.

Pyrrho the Skeptic: What road?

Ronald Reagan: I forget.

John Sununu: The Air Force was only too happy to provide the transportation, so quite understandably the chicken availed himself of the opportunity.

The Sphinx: You tell me.

Mr. T.: If you saw me coming you'd cross the road too!

Henry David Thoreau: To live deliberately ... and suck all the marrow out of life.

Mark Twain: The news of its crossing has been greatly exaggerated.

Molly Yard: It was a hen!

Zeno of Elea: To prove it could never reach the other side.

Chaucer: So priketh hem nature in hir corages.

Wordsworth: To wander lonely as a cloud.

The Godfather: I didn't want its mother to see it like that.

Keats: Philosophy will clip a chicken's wings.

Blake: To see heaven in a wild fowl.

Othello: Jealousy.

Dr. Johnson: Sir, had you known the Chicken for as long as I have, you would not so readily enquire, but feel rather the Need to resist such a public Display of your own lamentable and incorrigible Ignorance.

Mrs. Thatcher: This chicken's not for turning.

Supreme Soviet: There has never been a chicken in this photograph.

Oscar Wilde: Why, indeed? One's social engagements whilst in town ought never expose one to such barbarous inconvenience - although, perhaps, if one must cross a road, one may do far worse than to cross it as the chicken in question.

Kafka: Hardly the most urgent enquiry to make of a low-grade insurance clerk who woke up that morning as a hen.

Swift: It is, of course, inevitable that such a loathsome, filth-ridden and degraded creature as Man should assume to question the actions of one in all respects his superior.

Macbeth: To have turned back were as tedious as to go o'er.

Whitehead: Clearly, having fallen victim to the fallacy of misplaced concreteness.

Freud: An die andere Seite zu kommen. (Much laughter.)

Hamlet: That is not the question.

Donne: It crosseth for thee.

Pope: It was mimicking my Lord Hervey.

Constable: To get a better view.

Yeats: She was following the Faeries that sang to her to come away with them from the dull, bucolic comfort of the farmyard to the waters and the wild.

Shelley: 'Tis a metaphor for the pursuits of man: though 'twas deemed an extraordinary occurrence at the time, still it brought little to bear on the great scheme of time and history, and was ultimately fruitless and forgotten.

Tolkien: Chickens are respectable folk, and well thought of. They never go on any adventures or do anything unexpected. One fine spring day, as the chicken wandered contentedly around the farmyard, clucking and pecking and enjoying herself immensely, there appeared a Wizard and thirteen Dwarves who were in need of a chicken to share in their adventure. Reluctantly she joined their party, and with them crossed the road into the great Unknown, muttering about how rude the Dwarves were to take her away on such short notice, without even giving her time to brush her feathers or fetch her hat.

Poe: The fowl was driven to utter, fervent madness-- it lept 'cross the path in the hopes that sweet death might take his wanton body- by the lead foot of a passerby, the barreling coach of a postman!- and put an end to the mania which had puzzled and tormented him ever since That Day.

I just feel like whoever created this should include...

Tue, 17 Jan 2012 19:31:00 -0600

I just feel like whoever created this should include orange.
There you go. All better. -Issa

7. What last made you laugh until you cried?

Thu, 12 Jan 2012 17:46:25 -0600

I don’t even know, to be honest. I laugh a lot so it’s hard to remember specific times. Last night I was giggly as hell, and it came from nowhere. Laughter is the best medicine though, so it’s not a bad thing. [: I make sure to stick to keeping funny friends around at all times. That way if I’m down, I know they’ll brighten my day.

12!

Thu, 12 Jan 2012 17:03:00 -0600

12. How you met the person you fell hardest for.

I worked with him. I actually met him when I was getting paid under the table, i.e. not through checks but cash. I worked at a pizza place, and met him when I was 14. (I’m 19 now so it’s been awhile haha) I still adore the shit out of the guy but he’s not around any more; I talk to him on occasion but I know things will never work out between us. We’ve tried. :/ I guess he’s one of those people that no matter how much you care about them, you’re just too different to work out. He’s always been the guy I compare other guys to when considering actual relationships. Which actually weeds out quite a few people. He’s wonderful! [: Thanks for asking, even if anon has always kind of freaked me out. xD

This sounds fun. ^_^

Thu, 12 Jan 2012 16:47:05 -0600

This sounds fun. ^_^

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